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Ridiculous things I’ve caught myself saying to the dogs

January 27, 2012 Filed Under: Argo the wonder dog, STELLA

  • Do you like my singing?  Exactly!  Because it’s fabulous.
  • Don’t yell at me. It’s not my fault you fell off the bed.  
  • I don’t appreciate your tone, young lady.
  • I know what you’re trying to say, you’re trying to say it’s time for breakfast ’cause it’s breakfast time! Oooh! 
  • It’s my turn on the treadmill.  You already had your turn!
  • I’m stress eating.  Don’t judge me.
  • Yeah, well, I don’t get a treat every time I want one either.

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  1. The Modern Gal says

    January 27, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    My dogs do NOT like my singing. They look at me judgmentally and then hide in another room whenever I sing in the house.

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  2. kristib says

    January 28, 2012 at 12:24 am

    I once had a cat that tried to climb into my hair every time I played the violin.

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  3. Heidi @ Decor & More says

    January 28, 2012 at 12:34 am

    Priceless! What they can say with a look. :)
    Happy Weekend!

    Reply
  4. Justine Hennessey says

    February 14, 2012 at 7:59 pm

    I am a SAHM with my little girl and our Great Dane/Lab Mix. I talk to him all the time because he’s the only interaction I get! He judges me sometimes, I can tell. He gives me these looks like, “Alright, you know I can’t understand you, why do you still talk?”

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  5. Ella says

    February 19, 2012 at 8:18 pm

    I love that you managed to get Flight of the Conchords into a post about dogs! Fabulous!!!

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