Me: Well, I’m just going to give it the old college try.

J: I’m going to give it the old preschool try, which means fake sleeping at nap time so you get the big sticker.

Me: Can I post that on my blog?

J: Sure. . . wait, does my mom read your blog?

Me: You don’t want her to know about the fake sleeping?

J (laughing): I was planning to take that to my grave.