Ran to Kmart for some cleaning supplies. An older gentleman holding a folded over doormat got in line ahead of me, and then said, "No. No. you go first. I cut you off."   He really hadn't. I told him so. He was red-faced and sheepish and insisted I go first. Then, I think because we'd had such a friendly exchange, he showed me why he was so sheepish. The doormat had a picture of an Airstream camper with some trees and a campfire out front. Underneath it read, "WE SLEEP AROUND!"   I laughed.   He said, "I sent my wife a picture of it as a joke and she said, 'You … [Read more...]